Do Pick Up Lines Work? (Part 1 of 2)

According to a study done at the University of Chicago study, there is no such thing as a pick-up line that really works. Apparently, "Hi" is the best opening line there is, followed by a question such as "How do you like the band?" or "So, what brings you here?"

Apparently all those classic pick-up lines don't seem to work quite as well as a simple greeting, a question that engages him or her in conversation followed by an introduction.

If this doesn't work, studies have shown that a hello and introduction just as you are leaving the event where you have spotted the object of desire really works. Try something like "Hi, my name is Rodney, and I just wanted to introduce myself to you." Hand the person your phone number and leave with a promising smile on your face. Even if the person doesn't call you, this creates an invitation for you to talk to her the next time you see her...

For your amusement, I have compiled a list of the corniest and the lamest pick-up lines that have been used so far in human history. In some cases, I have also suggested an appropriate response.

Corny Classics

Why don't you come up and see me sometimes?
Would you like to come upstairs and see my etchings?
I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
Hi, do you want to have my children? If not, can we just practice?
I'm an American Express Lover! Don't go home without me!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
You with all those curves and me with no brakes!
Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Come here often?
What is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are...
I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
Here's a quarter. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
You look like someone I know.
Can I see your tan lines?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Do you come here often?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Wanna get lucky?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
You know what'd look good on you? Me.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Bond. James Bond.

Done To Death... [Continued: Pickup Lines 2]